Weekender Tote Bag — "I Bake Because Murder Is Wrong" Funny Baking Pie Tote for Bakers

This roomy weekender tote carries more than flour and frosting — it carries personality. Bright, all-over printing showcases a cheeky baking design with playful utensils, a golden pie, and bold lettering that reads like a wink to anyone who knows the healing power of a fresh batch. The polyester exterior keeps colors crisp and the T-bottom gives the bag a structured base for mixers, recipe books, or a weekend’s worth of groceries. Black woven handles and lining add contrast and durability. Bring it to market days, casual bake sales, or a friend’s kitchen takeover; it’s the kind of bag that starts conversations and arrives ready for anything.

Product features
- 100% spun polyester exterior for vibrant, wrinkle-resistant print
- All-over print with bright, crisp colors using modern printing techniques
- Black cotton-webbing handles and black 50/50 cotton-poly interior lining
- T-bottom construction with roomy one-size dimensions: 24" x 13" (60.9 x 33 cm)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Dryclean
- Spot clean/Air dry