I Bake Because Murder Is Wrong Tote Bag — Funny Bakers Gift

Bright, cheeky, and built for practical use — this printed tote brings a dash of dark-humored charm to everyday errands. The artwork shows a warm, golden pie surrounded by baking tools and a playful script that reads “I Bake Because Murder Is Wrong,” giving the bag a tongue-in-cheek personality that will make fellow bakers smile. Lightweight but durable, it holds baking supplies, groceries, or a library haul without losing shape. The roomy boxed corners and reinforced handles mean you can carry a full load with confidence, while the crisp all-over print keeps the design front-and-center. Great for those who love mixing a little snark with their pastry skills and want a tote that stands out at markets, community bake sales, or casual outings.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for expanded interior space and a structured silhouette
- Black inner stitching with transparent hem thread; five handle color options
- Non-woven laminate interior, cotton handles, and three size choices (size tolerance ±0.75")

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.