T-Shirt — "If You Can't Dial 911 With Stab Wounds" Funny Dark Humor Shirt (Includes 'You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband')

Light, sharp, and a little bit dark-humored — this cotton tee speaks to people who meet life head-on and laugh through the chaos. The bold 911 typography with splattered-red accents and handwritten script creates a striking contrast that reads like a warning and a wink at once. Wear it during backyard cookouts, late-night runs to the store, or around friends who appreciate gallows humor. The comfortable crew neck and lightweight ring-spun cotton make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. Crafted for durability and everyday wear, the shirt keeps its shape and print through repeated washes while staying soft against the skin.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Prints applied with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) and Direct-to-Film (DTF) where noted for vibrant, lasting graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically produced with durable construction

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors