Humorous Graphic Tee for Couples - 'If You Can't Dial 911 With Stab Wounds' T-Shirt, Funny Gift, Relationship Humor, Couple's Apparel

Introducing our unisex garment-dyed t-shirt, a unique blend of comfort and style. This shirt features a witty, eye-catching graphic that brings a playful edge to casual wear. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, it promises all-day comfort while offering a relaxed fit that suits any body type. Perfect for those who love to express themselves with humor, this t-shirt is an ideal choice for birthdays, casual gatherings, or any occasion where fun is on the agenda. Available in an array of 58 colors, it seamlessly fits into your wardrobe, making it a versatile piece for any casual outing or laid-back event. Wear it at parties, game nights, or just lounging around at home for a light-hearted vibe.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures longevity
- Without side seams for a smoother appearance
- Garment-dyed for a unique color and texture
- Made from 100% cotton for ultimate comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean